

The first season's cast of contestants are a ruthlessly backstabbing Alpha Bitch, a card-carrying juvenile delinquent, a perfectionist Competition Freak Go-Getter Girl, a big fat gasshole, an impossibly stupid Brainless Beauty, a wimpy Mama's Boy built like a brickhouse, a dimwitted party animal, an Iron Butt Monkey guitarist, a Granola Girl who's more coordinated on water than on land, an over-the-top Sassy Black Woman stereotype, a Perky Goth who considers herself the Only Sane Man, an Ax-Crazy Cloud Cuckoolander, a hopelessly dweeby Casanova Wannabe, an awkward geek well-versed in unique skills, the snarkiest and most pessimistic teenager since Daria Morgendorffer, a klutzy Dumb Jock, a homely geek who's Not Good with People, a ridiculously handsome supermodel, a butch Jerk Jock with a Hair-Trigger Temper, two absurdly close Heterosexual Life-Partners, and a hopelessly clueless homeschooled kid.Ridonculous Race Newcomers note Don, Devin and Carrie, Kelly and Taylor, Emma and Kitty, Crimson, Ennui and Loki, Owen and Noah, Mickey and Jay, Stephanie and Ryan, Josee and Jacques, Geoff and Brody, Dwayne and Junior, Sanders and MacArthur, Chet and Lorenzo, Tom and Jen, Rock and Spud, Laurie and Miles, Mary and Ellody, Leonard and Tammy, Gerry and Pete.Coconut, Fang, Larry, Sasquatchanakwa, Scruffy


Others note The Interns, Josh, Brady, DJ's Momma, Jasmine, José, Leshaniqua, Sky's Sister, The Killer, The Bear, Bruno, Chipmunk #1 and Chipmunk #2, Mr.Wâneyihtam Maskwak (Confused Bears) note Beardo, Dave, Ella, Leonard, Shawn, Sky, Sugar.Pimâpotew Kinosewak (Floating Salmon) note Amy, Jasmine, Max, Rodney, Samey, Scarlett, Topher.Toxic Rats note B, Dakota, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott, Staci.Mutant Maggots note Anne Maria, Brick, Cameron, Jo, Mike, Mike's Multiple Personalities, Zoey.New World Tour Contestants note Alejandro, Blaineley, Sierra.Screaming Gophers note Beth, Cody, Gwen, Heather, Izzy, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Noah, Owen, Trent.
